Friday, December 17, 2010

A little vampire advice

from Jonny, who owns the Bloodrose in my series about Deke and Kasey, a werewolf and vamp in love, and from his own book, belling the cat.

Which is here


Top Ten Good Things About Being a Vampire

10: Late nights don't bother us
9: It's easy to make money in the long term
8: You don't have to pay to take your dates out to dinner
7: no venereal diseases
6: you can always say 'something red' when people ask you what you'd like to drink
5: you always look good in black
4: you never have to worry about blushing when you suggest something kinky
3: someone else always runs those pesky daytime errands for you
2: biting is expected during sexual encounters
1: You get to play with your food

1 comment:

Susan said...

sounds like vampire might be an excellent 'life' choice LOL